After Careful Consideration…

By:  Greg
March 17, 2014 9:42 am | Category: Quick Update, Skiing

Dear Vulcan,

After careful consideration, we regret to inform you that your application of snow for “VTah” status was denied.
denied

While your resume was reasonably deep,
reasonably deep

and your stats were impressive,
impressive stats

and while your performance was admirable,
admirable performance

we are an organization that attempts to avoid being a noisy authority rushing to superlative degrees of comparison,
jake
and furthermore overall we felt that you blew too hard.
blew too hard

Thank you for your application. We encourage you (or another low pressure system) to apply again soon. In the meantime. We wish you the best of luck.

The F.I.S.

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5 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    wrote on March 17th, 2014 at 10:09 am  
  2. Jake
    wrote on March 17th, 2014 at 10:13 am  
    2

    The envelope felt a little thin

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    • Greg
      wrote on March 17th, 2014 at 1:10 pm  
      3

      ha

  3. Harvey
    wrote on March 17th, 2014 at 11:33 am  
    4

    LOL Jake. Nice pics FIS!

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  4. Mike
    wrote on March 17th, 2014 at 5:13 pm  
    5

    It totally blew…(Had to find south aspects)

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