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What Lionel Won’t Tell You
When Lionel was out measuring degrees with his sextant this past weekend, he saw a fox. Twice. At the time, he just thought it was just another creature-of-the-wood making funny noises, trying to snake his line, and trying to get …
Lionel’s Payday
Who called this one? Lionel did, that’s who. That’s why this update is all Lionel…all the time…reaping the fruits of his forecast. Honestly, I’m not even sure that makes sense, but whatever, it’s time for some pow shots.
To start it …
Lionel’s 2010-2011 Year in Gear Wrap-Up
Well, I think my ski season is over. With mucho inches still high in Utah, it’s hard to say conclusively, but given that I have other pressing things to do, it’s pretty likely I’m not strapping on a pair of …
A.J. — AKA: Lionel Hutz
Lionel’s Weather Postings
A.J. (AKA: Lionel Hutz ) is not a meteorologist (though he’s taken enough courses to qualify as one). In his real life he is just your regular angry attorney, and a huge weather fan–especially when it pertains to …
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Meatballs!
When one makes meatballs, one must begin with quality meats:
Without good meat, you just have balls.
Next, you have to make sure that you have a good sauce to cook them in.
Then it’s all about the roll…List people, …
Long Duration Complications
Last week I discussed complications. Nothing has changed since then, life is still complicated.
First, it is going to snow Tuesday into Wednesday. And the pieces are in place for it to keep snowing (in the mtns) at least Wednesday …
Let’s get it started
Let’s get it started!
As I type this a storm system is dropping out of the great lakes and moving east. The primary center of the low will move into Pennsylvania and then swing through NJ and strengthen upon interaction …
ADK the Hard Way
Not to be outdone by the 4hr approach that Greg and the Curmudgeon did getting into A Hole; Jake, Hutz, and I woke up at zero dark:30 and drove to Gnarville together. We had a plan for a ski tour that might …
Happy Effin Spring.
Spring. A season of renewal. The birds start to chirp. The sun stays out a little longer. The sap starts to run. The pow starts to fly. Oh, you thought spring meant warm weather, jorts and “halter-top” day? Move back …
March of the Storms
On Sunday I wrote about energy ejecting out of the south that had the potential to bring snow to the region. As I wrote that post, the storm track was such that it would only put the North Country …
President’s Weekend Weather Forecast (REVISED !!)
>SCROLL DOWN FOR BREATHLESS UPDATE
Gonna do a full write up on the weather this week (’cause it’s active). Here is an amuse bouche to start:
WELL hyped coastal low will move up from the Southeast mid-week. It will bring potentially …
Wingbowl weather forecast (Updated)
“Lionel, you mean Superbowl right?”
No. I don’t. As many of you know I was raised in and around the great (shut up) city of Philadelphia. Twenty-two years ago, in light of the fact that the Philadelphia Eagles would never be …
The pitter-patter of little feet….
Older people tend to say “they hear the pitter-patter” of little feet with affection. Generally I hear the pitter-patter of little feet and think “ugh, germs.” Or “ugh, don’t get my couch dirty…I better move that book so little sloppy …
A Glimmer of Nope
In the middle of a whole bucket of nope comes a ray of light; a glimmer of nope… I mean hope.
Currently a large low pressure system is sliding through Ontario and will slide northeast through Quebec overnight. I don’t need …
Nope, nope, nope.
“Lionel, why haven’t you posted a full write up in a while? Do you not love us?”
No. I still love you. The weather doesn’t.
For the Northern Mountains of New York, Vermont and New Hampshire, the last month has been …
The Stuffing
The second most important thing to be thankful about on Thanksgiving? Definitely the stuffing.
Lucky for all of us the mountains of Vermont were stuffed with white stuffing for Thanksgiving this year, giving us lots to be thankful for.
The FIRST and …
Looking Towards Thanksgiving Week….WINTER STORM POTENTIAL UPDATE
(Scroll down for the update)
Well here we are again, on the cusp of another winter season. Feels like we’ve been here before doesn’t it?. Some resorts have opened full time, others are set to go this weekend. Turkeys have been …
2013-2014 Northeast Winter Outlook
I know. I said I’m not doing winter outlooks anymore. Well, I say a lot of things. Why start following through on the them now?
The reason I bagged winter outlooks is simple: I felt that for the Northeast mountains, winter …
Mid-Week Storm Complex to Bring Snow to Northeast (Wed Update)
Starting on Tuesday a storm complex will move into the Northeast. From Tuesday through Thursday night we’ll see steady snowfall across all major northeast mountains as the “storm” unfolds in 4 parts. Totals will generally be in the 8-16 …
The Sequester
With temperature raises looming, and no meteorological will to cut a deal, the weather in the northeast left itself no option but to allow a sequester of the pow (in fog) to begin.
As the storm clouds of the imminent sequester …
Upper Level Low putting the ULL in Ullr? (Update as of 1pm Tuesday)
My affection for Upper Level Lows is pretty clear. As is my love of all things pagan and norse. Lucky for me, it seems this week will combine these two loves and bring the Northeast some interesting weather.
Beginning …
No Sun On Fogday
In the northeast there’s sometimes an 8th day of the week: Fogday. And yesterday was definitely Fogday.
This time of year, we’re past the crystal clear frozen days of January, and now that we’re in February, the storm track is …
Next Up…More Pow? (updated with UT content and maybe next week pow)
Well, another midweek comes and goes, another midweek upslope pow event comes and goes. So what’s next right? Well how about some more snow? Would you all like that?
So, remember in Nemo when I talked about how two …
Schussing Nemo (Pt. 2)
For most of Vermont at least, the best day of schussing Nemo was Friday. Nemo was really two storms. As I understand it from Lionel, the first storm was a shortwave to the north, and right on its heels was …