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Attention Ladies and Gentleman…
December 19th, 2012 | By:  Greg | 2 Comments


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Attention ladies and gentleman. This is your captain (skin-track breaker) speaking. I'm happy to inform you that we have ascended to the powder-snow altitude, and so I've gone ahead and switched off the skin-track light. Please feel free to schuss about the pistes. We'll be coming around the pistes with complimentary soft-snow ... ...Read more


On Being Beholden of Beholdin’ Golden Dawns
December 13th, 2012 | By:  Greg | 3 Comments


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It's hard not to be beholden of golden dawns. What is this primitive instinct of ours? What is our sense of aesthetics that causes us--almost universally--to be taken aback at the sight of early morning light? Perhaps something about the contrast and the brilliance of a morning sun triggers some homunculus ... ...Read more


The Romp of the Pow-fa-hoofii
December 2nd, 2012 | By:  Greg | 11 Comments


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A mysterious beast of legend protects our mountains' pow in the northeast: The taciturn Pow-fa-hoofus. Don't be confused with its closely related, but entirely different relative the Wampahoofus. This fiend is a distinct creature with all its own habits and rituals. Patrolling the mountains only on nights around the time ... ...Read more


Several Sunrises
November 26th, 2012 | By:  Greg | 8 Comments


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Last week featured an epic high pressure system that hung over the (hungover?) north-east for days on end. Needless to say, in such a weather pattern, the chances of powder snow are slim-to-none. The FIS Eastern Bureau made the best of the situation though (whilst reading and drooling over the ... ...Read more


The Romp of the Wampahoofii
October 23rd, 2012 | By:  Greg | 2 Comments


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What was that? A dream? Or were we awake? But that's besides the point. More important: Where are we (or more accurately, what is this) now? A dream within a dream? Or are we awake. It's so hard to tell sometimes. Either way, deeper we go. And round and round... ...and round we ... ...Read more

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