Attention ladies and gentleman. This is your captain (skin-track breaker) speaking. I’m happy to inform you that we have ascended to the powder-snow altitude, and so I’ve gone ahead and switched off the skin-track light.
Please feel free to schuss about the pistes.
We’ll be coming around the pistes with complimentary soft-snow shortly; spirits and whine are 5 dollars.
We’ll be descending back to reality in about 3 minutes, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. It’s the only thing that matters.
We know you have many options in choosing a schuss-weapon, but we hope we’ll descend with us again. Sincerely, The F.I.S.
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