“HELL NO” said Powder Pig Angry Bird.

“Yea” Tunneling Tucan Angry Bird added “Dressing up is lame”

“Super lame”

Not content with a hell no, Powder Pig kept going: “Seriously Lame. Winter is a serious time of year”

“You can’t joke around. Moreover, you can’t go about tipping one back.”

Having heard enough of my pleading, and the subsequent beatdown by the Utah desk, the senior editor of the Utah desk, Coldsmoke Cardinal stepped in.

“Seriously Lionel. You can take that VTAH fun and shove it. Nobody wants to dress like an idiot and get deep.”

“That would look dumb.”

“And nobody would enjoy it.”


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  1. Peter
    wrote on March 1st, 2012 at 8:49 am  

    Powder Pig chugging a king can, with Brrrrrrr-mittens, in POW! is now my new favorite picture. ever.
    sear-e-us Bidness!

  2. Greg
    wrote on March 1st, 2012 at 10:59 am  

    this is the best thing FIS has ever posted

  3. K_C
    wrote on March 1st, 2012 at 11:25 am  

    The early bird gets the pow!

    A+ work on the costumes. AJ way to accessorize – the briefcase is awesome.

    • Lionel Hutz
      wrote on March 1st, 2012 at 11:36 am  

      I had to go to work!!! Where else am I going to carry my important papers and leather bound books.

    • Andrew
      wrote on March 1st, 2012 at 10:06 pm  

      Note the creative use of ballast weight (aka “important papers and leatherbound books”) in lieu of a pole to project his center of mass forward and initiate a proper turn.

  4. Greg
    wrote on March 1st, 2012 at 6:17 pm  

    This is the best picture that has ever appeared on FIS.

    • powhounddd
      wrote on March 1st, 2012 at 9:51 pm  

      I think I have to agree with you Greg, on pure comedic silliness. Where can one get such super-dope macrame helmet covers as these, anyways??!

    • Greg
      wrote on March 2nd, 2012 at 6:43 am  

      They were custom made by Kate (Ben’s girlfriend). Quite possibly, Kate has made the greatest contribution to FIS ever.

    • Lionel Hutz
      wrote on March 2nd, 2012 at 2:35 pm  

      Wow. She breaks trail, puts up with the human exclaimation point Ben, and makes awesome helmet covers. Kate: #winning.

  5. Andrew
    wrote on March 1st, 2012 at 10:01 pm  

    I really hope Lionel has already filed the proper paperwork with the USPTO for Angry Birds helmet covers.

  6. DrFunker
    wrote on March 3rd, 2012 at 6:15 am  

    Whoa! Snarfed my coffee reading this. You guys are the best.
    Thanks for the laugh. Oh wait, this is serious stuff. Sorry…

  7. Harvey44
    wrote on March 4th, 2012 at 7:21 am  

    The briefcase is the bomb. It symbolizes the struggle.

    wrote on March 5th, 2012 at 1:42 pm  

    I need to get an angry birds hat! great!

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