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Hand Jammin’

Filed on: May 3rd, 2012 By: Porter Haney

The beginning.
A few weeks ago we were sitting around SLC cooking Cuban Sandwiches and Butter Beans. Before too long we’d devoured the delicious eats and we’re indulging in some of our favorite Rye whiskeys. Dwyer was getting his pun on and repeatedly …

A Little Ditty

Filed on: March 6th, 2012 By: Porter Haney

Here’s a little ditty about (Jack and Diane) a crew of exceptional powder skiers, beard-encrusted comedians, and friends of a higher order.
I’m writing this ditty myself, because when I remember back to my favorite days of skiing, I certainly remember …

Mid July & Slalom Guy

Filed on: July 16th, 2011 By: Porter Haney

Just a little topper for my favorite readers. ROLL over the images for some bonus points.
After 4th of July’s bikiniski, we took a few weeks of skiing off.  We headed into the hills on Dirt Bikes and explored every little …

Well, I think my ski season is over. With mucho inches still high in Utah, it’s hard to say conclusively, but given that I have other pressing things to do, it’s pretty likely I’m not strapping on a pair of …

The Caboose is Loose

Filed on: June 6th, 2011 By: Porter Haney

Hold your horses.  If you’re looking for ski content you’d better fast forward to page 2.  If you’re content learning about the wild west, then stick it out and read on through.  (Another note, if you’re a vegetarian, you might fast …

Baker + Wind = :/

Filed on: May 26th, 2011 By: Sam

Last week I got a phone call from Joel Bettner, a friend of Dwyer. He was visiting from Colorado and wanted to get up Baker. I checked the forecast and, to my surprise, it was calling for sun. I’m in. …

The snow’s always light in the Wasatch.  We never get the quagmire that Tahoe calls snow.  Definitely not.
At least that’s what we thought.  40 inches of snow and 5 inches of water later, we’re neck deep in the quick snow. The …

Powder Sandwiches

Filed on: March 30th, 2011 By: Porter Haney

Let me tell you something. You’re out schussing with friends.  You’ve skinned up to the top of a handsome peak, covered in POW.  You’re ready to drop into a face, pristine without a single track in it.  Boots buckled, poles …

Cold Town, Winter in the City

Filed on: February 28th, 2011 By: Porter Haney

As eloquent as the Lovin’ Spoonful put it in summer of ’66,  we took it upon ourselves to adjust their classic tune for another season – Cold Town, Winter in the City.   Not just any cold town either, but the cold …

TR: The Heart of Darkness

Filed on: February 15th, 2011 By: Porter Haney

Andy Anderson and Dwyer Haney went out to make a giant schuss of the Heart of Darkness this weekend just in time to escape it’s perilous grip for Valentine’s Day.

Click the picture, or right HERE to read this amazing trip report.

The Heart of Darkness

Filed on: February 15th, 2011 By: Porter Haney

Andy Anderson and Dwyer Haney went out to make a giant schuss of the Heart of Darkness this weekend just in time to escape it’s perilous grip for Valentine’s Day. They’re both excellent ski mountaineers, and witty gentlemen too boot. …

Utah: Winter Returns on a NW Flow

Filed on: February 4th, 2011 By: Lionel Hutz

I know it has been a tough month for LCC.  A sloppy rainy once in 30 year storm over MLK day turned parts of LCC into the Adirondacks.  And since there isn’t an edge grinder within 900 miles of Alta, …

Chasing Rays

Filed on: February 3rd, 2011 By: Porter Haney

Blasting up the dark Canyon road, Colby, Dwyer and I we’re hankering for some blissful laps in upper Little Cottonwood hopefully  bathed in some warm morning sun.  It’s been extra cold recently, as low as -49F in Logan Canyon,with temperatures dropping …

UFO Sighting

Filed on: January 11th, 2011 By: Porter Haney

Dwyer’s been absent from almost all of the FIS posts this winter.  And for good reason, his schussing skills have progressed to the point where he skis so quickly that he is nearly impossible to catch on film.  OR. And …

Christmas Break in Snowy Utah

Filed on: December 29th, 2010 By: Ben

After the insane deepness of VTAH 5 a few weeks ago, I left the east coast and flew to Utah. Since then I’ve been bouncing around between Alta, Park City, and SLC and skiing every day. Over 100 inches of …

Mistletoe and Powder Snow

Filed on: December 25th, 2010 By: Porter Haney

Merry Christmas.  From all of the skiers here at FamousInternetSkiers.com we want to wish you a wonderful, joyous, and schuss-filled Holiday.  We only know one way to spread our Holiday cheer, and that’s by sharing some one of the biggest …

The Upper Crust

Filed on: November 17th, 2010 By: Porter Haney

Utah has been lucky to squeeze 80 inches of snow out of the Fall storm clouds.  This has meant the opening of Brighton, Solitude, and Snowbird, last Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, respectively.    In reality, this means the ski areas have …

Wakin’ Up Winter

Filed on: October 25th, 2010 By: Porter Haney

CAW CAW CAW.
Phew.  Dwyer and I were starting to think that it might only snow in New England this year.  Waking up Saturday morning, it was a balmy 55 degrees in Salt Lake City.  Before dawn we headed to one …

Stomping Grounds — High Anxiety Films

Filed on: October 8th, 2010 By: Greg

Our good friend Chris Nelson over at HighAnxietyFilms just finished up his east coast ski movie “Stomping Grounds.” Chris focuses his films on the incredible backcountry skiing that the east coast has to offer, and resists the temptation to succumb …

Just a quick Friday “have a good weekend” SPAM Bonus Entry from the FISkiers. As an extension to SPAM #3, where we saw Dwyer schussing up high on Little Superior, let’s catch a glimpse of him Zchussing Ze Lower Znowfields …

Schusstember

Filed on: September 30th, 2010 By: Porter Haney

After many hot summer months, and too few Indian Winters, Dwyer decided that the only way he’d complete his lets-ski-every-month-of-the-year-streak would be to pilfer the the holiest of Alta’s pistes: The Devil’s Castle.  Dwyer shares the same zest for small …

SPAM #3: Little Superior Upper Snowfields–LCC, UT

Filed on: September 29th, 2010 By: Greg

From Utah, to Vtah, back to Utah goes the SPAM Series. This one hearkens back to early January when Porter, his brother Dwyer (the victor of the [Other] Stowe Derby) and I made a bid to ski Mount Superior …

Wind River Range, WY

Filed on: September 13th, 2010 By: Porter Haney

This is part one in a multi part series on the Green River. One of the largest, yet under promoted, rivers of the west. This series will encompass the green river from it’s genesis in the Wind River …

Great Basin

Filed on: August 10th, 2010 By: Porter Haney

Nevada.  America’s 34th state, and most arid.  Chock full of desert.  A mere 86% of Nevada’s land is owned by the Federal Government.  Not only that, but it’s home to North America’s largest continuous endorheic basin.  Which means, the average …

While I love an arduous journey that burns out the legs and challengeing adventures you’ve wanted to to tackle for years, sometimes I just want to chill. After all, what’s better on a sunny day with nothing to do …

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