Inspection Week: Final Exam

By:  Greg
June 13, 2012 11:04 am | Category: Quick Update, Skiing

Dear sir or madam:

Thank you for requesting a detailed report of your Utah Bureau’s performance on the final exam of Inspection Week. We apologize that the results of the test took so long to arrive. Regardless, here are the results of their test, scored as a percentile of all test-takers:

Peel away corn shreddage: Top 15%.
peel away corn shreddage

peel away corn shreddage

corn shreddage

Ability at nap-taking atop majestic peaks: Top 10%.
ability at nap-taking

Finger-Rock ascending: Top 9%.
finger-rock ascending

Ability at majestically drinking beers atop majestic peaks: Top 8%.
majestically drinking beers

Proud usage of jorts as a ski-pant alternative: Top 7%.
proud usage of jorts

Ability at “MacGyvering” eclipse glasses out of two pairs of polarized sunglasses held in a way so that their polarization is opposed to one-another: Top 5%.
MacGyvered eclipse glasses

Shooting Chute Schuss: TOP 1%!
shooting chute schuss

shooting chute schuss

Congratulations! Your Utah Bureau has passed the final exam! Enjoy your summer, and see you next season!

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  1. Tony
    wrote on June 15th, 2012 at 5:44 am  

    Truly, some awesome pictures. Oct. is right around the corner !

  2. powhounddd
    wrote on June 15th, 2012 at 11:10 am  

    FKNA and way to go!!! Just as I was suppressing all thoughts of snow… ah well, time for fun summer stuff!

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