July 9, 2010

The dyanfit toe piece was still locked out, just like I had it.  I mean, I was hoping the ski wouldn’t come off in all that powder… heaven forbid I lose the damn thing.  Guess that worked well.

The UV rays had done some wicked damage to the ski and binding.  Dwyer, the ski quality assurance champion said, “Damn it boy, let me look at that ski.”

So he did, and then he said, “Let me carry that thing, I want to mate it up to the stump and see who did the dirty work.”

The expert eye will see where I tagged the heck out of this grizzled, and gnarled stump.

So we pulled up a rock to sit on, and had a beer to honor the long lost ski.  We decided that if it had to spend the spring outside that at least it had a nice view.

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  1. angryswede
    wrote on July 9th, 2010 at 11:30 am  

    the champagne sound like a good recovery drink. Sticker?

    • Porter Haney
      wrote on July 9th, 2010 at 12:57 pm  

      Dang that was fast. E-mail me your address and I’ll send out a sticker.

    • Greg
      wrote on July 9th, 2010 at 1:08 pm  

      WRONG…. everyone knows we FISers only drink the manliest beverage in town: Mikes Hard Lemondade

    • angry swede
      wrote on July 12th, 2010 at 10:01 pm  

      You guys drink mikes???? I guess i’ll have to find a new ski blahhg.

      Porter – sent you a PM with contact info via your profile page.

    • Greg
      wrote on July 13th, 2010 at 12:19 am  

      nah… i was just kidding

  2. Bretterick Briggums
    wrote on July 9th, 2010 at 12:45 pm  

    Are those gashes on the stump yours? …Both of em?

    • Porter Haney
      wrote on July 9th, 2010 at 12:57 pm  

      Damn straight they are. Going to take a few more thwacks at that stump to take it down.

    • powhounddd
      wrote on July 9th, 2010 at 3:22 pm  

      thought you already had, given the axe handle pictured!!

    • Porter Haney
      wrote on July 9th, 2010 at 3:27 pm  

      By thwacks I meant skiers hitting it with ‘der edges. A big old and, that’s in fact a walking stick pictured.

      There was much conjecture about removing the stump. At the end of the day though, we decided the stump had to stay the way nature intended it!

  3. TEO
    wrote on July 9th, 2010 at 4:42 pm  

    Do I understand correctly that you were skiing in avy terrain with your Dynafits locked in tour mode? (In which case, I would assume that your broken ankle was likely the result of locking out the release function, no?)

    • Porter Haney
      wrote on July 9th, 2010 at 5:17 pm  

      Good question. I’ve had a lot of time to think about the dynamics of this crash/terrain.

      I was not in an area that would avalanche. I was in an area that could have isolated point releases. Which happened, and eventually how I lost the ski. The entire area that point released was not more than 20 square yards.

      We were wearing beacons, as always, but were generally not concerned with large scale avalanche potential on this slope.

      I can say I occasionally lock my bindings when I don’t want to lose a ski… really it is no different then what telemarkers do everyday, and it’s a decision I make very consciously. Plus, I find that I still can come out of the binding when I’m ‘locked in.’

      As for breaking the ankle because I was in lock mode, absolutely not. I hit the stump directly under foot, come down on top of it, with the force travelling up my leg. Any binding, whether I was locked in or not would have done precisely the same thing. When I hit the stump the ski came off immediately.

      If my ski had gone under a submerged limb, or something of that nature I might be singing another tune.

      In my circumstances I can say the binding being locked really had no bearing on my injury. Hope that helps explain the dynamics better.

    • TEO
      wrote on July 15th, 2010 at 12:07 pm  

      Thanks for the clarification, Porter.

      Might I suggest that if you’re worried about losing your ski, use a leash instead of locking out your Dynafits? The Dynafit Slut himself, a.k.a. Sheffy, suggested to me that the only time to lock them out is in true no-fall zones. After all, there’s a reason why alpine bindings have DIN release. It’s also very different from being in a non-releasable telebinding. Unlike an alpine binding, tele bindings have a lot of give, both in the binding and the boot, though that has decreased some with the advent of big, plastic boots.

      Glad to hear that you’re mending well and you got the ski back.

  4. icelanticskier
    wrote on July 9th, 2010 at 8:45 pm  

    nice find! slide paths avalanche on occasion even though 42 degrees is barely steep enough for s**t to move ;)

    oh, lets get one thing straight here. when it’s nuking it’s blowing and when it’s puking it’s snowing :)

    it’s true!

    glad yer back moving about and gaining strength.


    • Porter Haney
      wrote on July 11th, 2010 at 12:12 pm  

      Thanks Rog. You’ve skied argenta, the majority of the lower slide path is right around 30 degrees steep. Happen to be a few steeper sections.

      We’ll have to go skiing when you come out to Utah. I might even figure out how to turn as much as you and Craig.

  5. icelanticskier
    wrote on July 11th, 2010 at 8:17 pm  

    i’ve actually never skied argenta or anywhere on or near kessler. drove by it a gagillion times while heading to other spots.

    if/when i come back to utah, i’ll def look you up. i make quite a few turns. i turn once for every 3 or 4 of craigs :0

    maybe, just maybe we can ski some truly exotic lines. lines where athey, mclean, the powder whores, or even margy of the wasatch haven’t hit. i can assure you that we were some of the only skiers not waiting for u-dot to open the canyon roads for control work. we were gettin it, and gettin it in sub inversion land. wasatch blvd-le grand target basin and cirque-ette city west bowl: this is why i ski the wasatch…..1st descents e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e!

    check it, craig gordon spots from below, lesley from above. never can be too careful :)



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