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Mid-Week Upslope Snow FTW

Filed on: February 11th, 2013 By: Lionel Hutz

Last week I said big storms like #Nemo didn’t excite me that much. Reasonably, people asked: “Well what does.” Simple answer: Upslope snow. I mean, need you ask why?
And we have some coming. Yay.
Today, a low pressure system …

Schussing Nemo (Pt. 1)

Filed on: February 8th, 2013 By: Greg

We went out and schussed Nemo for an hour or so this morning. What a treat!

We’ll have more content later as we see what happens, but for now here’s a quick POV from today. GIT SUM!
Snow totals so far:
WHITEFACE: …

“They say its going to snow.”
No kidding.
In about 24 hours, widespread heavy snowfall will affect the Northeast. Again, for these big storms, there isn’t a lot to say. Nor in truth are these storms what get me jazzed …

The Spread

Filed on: February 4th, 2013 By: Greg

No, not that spread…I’m talking about the 4 inch spread…you know…the spread of snow on the mountain this morning.
This morning I woke up feeling a little ill from my enjoyment of last night’s spread of chips, salsa, beef casserole, …

Pattern Persistance Means More “Meh”

Filed on: February 1st, 2013 By: Lionel Hutz

I know, there is only supposed to be 1 all-star break. Sorry about that. Odd scheduling anamoly. I’m working with the commish to iron out how that happened.
But we can’t go back in time and fix what happened. …

Well I for one enjoyed that #allstarbreak. Oh, you didn’t know that there was an all-star break in your ski season? Get with the program jong. All the system testing, sunrise schussing, facehot–ing, voyaging to VTAH, and scooting …

January Thaw

Filed on: January 9th, 2013 By: Lionel Hutz

The “January Thaw” is coming to stores near you this weekend.
Since December 19 it has been unmitigated winter in the northeast. After a rainy Friday in December, the faceshot machine turned on, VTAH stopped over, the woods opened up, …

Little waves of joy to begin the New Year

Filed on: January 2nd, 2013 By: Lionel Hutz

What a stretch it has been! 2012 has certainly closed with a bang in the Northeast….err…rather a “POW!” Since it rained on 12/19 it hasn’t stopped snowing! High five.
As we roll into 2013 it looks like that snowy …

Schuss Forest; Schuss!!

Filed on: December 31st, 2012 By: Greg

When the blackout dates arrive for season-pass holders, that can only mean one thing: it’s time to schuss forest (if it’s ready). This Christmas Week, skiers in the northeast have been gifted some of the best December snow conditions seen …

Well that was nice….looks like more is on the way
Tomorrow, a wave of low pressure is going to develop to our southeast. It will move up the coast and stay to our southeast. It isn’t going to be as potent …

‘Twas the night before deepness, and all through the mounts,
not a creature was stirring, not even a moose.
The ski-socks were drying, by the wood-stove with care,
In the hopes that Ullr bringer-o’-upslope soon would be there.
The powder was nestled all snug …

I mean maybe.

Update: Friday at Noon.
MAYBE NOT….This storm has already deposited 3-5 inches of snow in the ADK/VT as the warm front passed thru last night. However its really NOT behaving as modeled.
A much stronger low than …

Monday AM update. (Again UT update is on page 2)
I’m sick. I’m angry. I had to miss what was prob. a great dawn patrol today. My head feels like it is in f fishbowl. I blame this jerk. Carbonara. …

MONDAY 12/10/2012 AM UPDATE
Well it’s raining on the Beast Coast. For now. Today, a low pressure system will track over the Great Lakes. The associated warm front is just passing through northern VT right now. This will place …

The Romp of the Pow-fa-hoofii

Filed on: December 2nd, 2012 By: Greg

A mysterious beast of legend protects our mountains’ pow in the northeast: The taciturn Pow-fa-hoofus. Don’t be confused with its closely related, but entirely different relative the Wampahoofus. This fiend is a distinct creature with all its own habits and …

Lots to say, lots to say.
Starting with the East:
Since Thanksgiving weekend the northeast has been in a favorable pattern. Weak high pressure centered overhead and derived from Canada has kept temps cool. At the same time a …

Thanksgiving Outlook (UPDATED)

Filed on: November 20th, 2012 By: Lionel Hutz

Turkey, cranberry sauce, stuffing, some green vegeatable, pie, gas, football, weird relative interactions, “SAY HELLO TO YOUR AUNT.”
Oh, you wanted a weather prediction. Riiiiight.
So on the east coast, we’ve been under an incredible high pressure. The amount …

An Early Season Apology

Filed on: November 14th, 2012 By: Ben

It’s early Sunday morning and I’m looking at a scene out of a dream. If it wasn’t for the biting ridge top wind sending the single digit air temp into solidly below zero wind chill territory, I’d probably think I …

Storm out west, Warm out east

Filed on: November 9th, 2012 By: Lionel Hutz

As I’ve discussed on Facebook (for whatever that is worth) a major storm is set to impact the western half of the United States.
As I type this a large, cold pacific storm is marching into the West. This …

West By Ullr Virginia

Filed on: November 4th, 2012 By: Peter

It was two weeks ago, while most of the East Coast was bracing for the wind, rain, and tidal surge of Hurricane Sandy, that the first rumors of deep hurricane-induced snows in Appalachia started circulating among the schuss-reverent. Then …

UPDATE
I love weather. I really really do. However I recognize that exciting weather rarely comes without consequences. So I wanted to be wrong. I wanted Sandy to miss wide right. By hundreds of miles. She didn’t. As I …

The Romp of the Wampahoofii

Filed on: October 23rd, 2012 By: Greg

What was that? A dream? Or were we awake?
But that’s besides the point. More important: Where are we (or more accurately, what is this) now? A dream within a dream? Or are we awake.

It’s so hard to tell sometimes. Either …

Systems Test

Filed on: October 8th, 2012 By: Greg

Based on yet-another spot-on forecast by the esteemed Lionel Hutz, the FIS east coast bureau was ready bright and early today for a systems test in preparation for the upcoming ski season. Most of us were of the impression that …

Winter 2012-2013 Begins (?)(Update)

Filed on: October 3rd, 2012 By: Lionel Hutz

UPDATE — OCTOBER 6, 2012 — 7:16 AM
Despite no clear model consensus, I think I’ve figured out a reasonable solution. As of this morning I think we’ll see a weak surface low pressure develop around NJ sunda am and …

September Snow Shots

Filed on: September 21st, 2012 By: Lionel Hutz

Eariler this morning I wrote the following on Facebook:
Over the next week the N/E is going to have two shots at seeing some flakes. The first chance will come Sunday night into monday morning. A trough swinging down and …

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