The (Other) White Ribbon of Death

By:  Greg
October 25, 2010

Even if it wasn’t the WROD it was a tun of fon.
tun of fon

Christian was pining for a snowgun-faceshot.
not a snowgun faceshot

KC brought out her Fritschi touring setup since she didn’t want to ski her Dynafits on a WROD. I guess they did OK.
Fritschis today

As we put our skins back on at the bottom of this WSOD KC pointed out that Amendment Number One was starting to eat up a lot of time. Ben and I retired to our chamber to discuss the matter privately, and upon our return decided we would increase the working threshold implied by the phrase “worthy WSOD” in Amendment Number One, and let the appellate courts sort it out later. Onwards to the WROD!
onward to the WROD!

Plodding along on the skintrack Ben and I began to chat about some of the intricacies of The Bulletproof Plan. I contended that it owed most of its genius to the intellect of its architects, while Ben said its roots in the Magna Carta was what made it such a widely renowned instrument. Kristin then pointed out that The Bulletproof Plan was the dumbest thing ever because if we weren’t on the highest mountain in Vermont in the first place it was doomed to fail in getting us there. Moreover she said she could prove this fact with a simple application of Morse Theory to continuous planar functions. Punk Fritschi tourer. What does your type know anyway? Go back to your Franken-stride!

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  1. stuckinjersey
    wrote on October 25th, 2010 at 9:59 am  

    Man o man, if u were closer id punch ya for toying with my ski emotions! Damn greg stellar to see u VT boys and girls arent letting all that early snow just go to waste. Need to get my ass to Mars Im thinkin. Keep up the great work fine sirs.

    • Greg
      wrote on October 25th, 2010 at 11:44 am  

      i hear the powder skiing is incredible there this time of (Martian) year. when are you going to get on snow? due it two it!

    • stuckinjersey
      wrote on October 25th, 2010 at 1:36 pm  

      Brother u know it! Mars is a close second to jersey for some of the best powder sking this side of the Milkyway (I’m more of a almond joy guy myself though!)! If u cats haven’t skied up all that snow by the first weekend of November mite need to bring the sticks up, put some of da white in a cooler for me so doesn’t all melt before then.

  2. Could Be Buggy
    wrote on October 25th, 2010 at 11:16 am  

    Lame! Was hoping for some groomer death cookie action. Too much “loose powder snow” for my taste.

    Srsly though, awesome!

    • Greg
      wrote on October 25th, 2010 at 11:45 am  


  3. MadPatSki
    wrote on October 25th, 2010 at 11:52 am  

    NICE…good action shot on the pre-release. Those last pics are definitely the most WROD October action pics I’ve seen EVER!!!

  4. Brian
    wrote on October 25th, 2010 at 2:33 pm  

    Too bad you never found any of those fan gun face shots… Otherwise it sounds like a decent outing.

    • Greg
      wrote on October 25th, 2010 at 2:44 pm  

      I really hesitated with this TR… I don’t want to sound like a “holier than thou a-hole”… because the honest to god truth is that I love the first lift served day of skiing. But I REALLY do hate snowguns in the face.

      Are fan guns a bit gentler on wusses like me?

  5. Rob Rox
    wrote on October 25th, 2010 at 7:49 pm  


    Ring up another sale!

  6. icelanticskier
    wrote on October 25th, 2010 at 7:51 pm  

    you should send that eject pic of ben to dyno-fit and jonathan!;)

    looks like fun! finally got my turns in yesterday out east.



  7. VTColdSmoke
    wrote on October 25th, 2010 at 9:09 pm  

    Nice job guys! Can’t wait for some continuous top to bottom runs. That must have been an interesting run out of the WROD!

  8. Butch Chamberlain
    wrote on October 26th, 2010 at 8:02 am  

    Oh WOW! What else is there to say?! Great shots. Finally on the WROD(which by the way looked a little familiar). Never “schussed” it, but have hiked up through and near there. Yes you got it, all of it, YES! Just a little more edgey than HB and way more than TD.(I am old forgive my sentiments about the old haunts). The pics were, as usual, number one. That mountain still surprises me. There is so much to explore there and yet most don’t. Thunder Bowl was always an attraction. Did it once, scared the bejesus out me in some spots. Getting there was better than half the battle. You just keep on truckin’ and doing that voodoo that you do so well. GREAT GREAT I can’t wait.

  9. K_C
    wrote on October 26th, 2010 at 8:58 am  

    I’m going to start a new website. You know what it’s going to be called? ‘I like my fritchis now leave me the hell alone you touring snobs’ :)

  10. K_C
    wrote on October 26th, 2010 at 9:02 am  

    oh and G, another awesome day nicely documented. It’s great to have these fun times recorded.

  11. powhounddd
    wrote on October 26th, 2010 at 4:23 pm  

    nice nice nice ride me over til the temps drop again…haven’t been down that way since ’98, do think I’ll do it up this season.

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