The (Other) White Ribbon of Death
We pressed on. After an exciting mile of overland travel completely exposed to the fierce wind we could sense we were getting close. The WROD was near. However before we got there we saw something we could never have accounted for while creating The Bulletproof Plan: a White Powder Choked Untracked Cursed Schuss of Death (WPCUCSOD). Amendment Number Two (heh… I said “number two”) was quickly drafted…
… and RADified by the crew.
There were a few who attempted to mount a debate, but it was futile. The people had spoken, and they demanded the right to schuss the WPCUCSOD.
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